Hi Derek
the offsprings' offspring are breeding at such a rate that the Chrissie pesents bill is sky high .
Just buy them an Orange each and use your age to get away with that old corker "all i ever got for christmas as a boy was an orange and time off from the mine"
And where did 2009 go???
I thought it was still 08

, it feels like i left school 2 minutes ago but i just realised today ive been working full time in my present job for 10years in a few months, where have those ten years gone??? im sure ive been doing.......stuff..... but i dont think ive got 10years worth of memory's in my head to show for it!
And im glad ive got another chance to see the end of the world again, i must have missed it in 2000 when it last happened

, what are we all going to die of this time?????
D