
Long story short, just after a set of lights there is a as part of the junction a left turn for oncoming traffic which has a no U Turn sign.
after moving away from the lights the womble decides to slam on and do a U turn. Causing the car in front to stop sharply and me the same.
Unfortunately i was on the nice painted wide strip at the lights so the abs kicked in briefly before contact was made

The Mercedes in front has a grazed/cracked bumper and exhaust trim.
The Xm has smashed nosecone, bumper(though could just be hangers that have gone), bonnet and some debris has holed the rad

So i think unless i can get some cheapo green panels to go on it then its coming off the road for good after some bits are possibly stripped from it as it is a 2.5td after all.